It’s a sign.

The ease of digital is great, but I do miss the beautiful color from film.

Okay, look, right off the bat I’ll admit this really doesn’t have much to do with cars.

Oy, vey!

Nah, he just disagreed with him about something minor that Jason can’t even remember anymore.

1973 BMW 3.0 CS. British Racing Green.

It wasn’t me.

Obviously, I am due for some Bond time.

Does the Chinese name translate to “Fucking Scuba,” or “Fu King Scuba?”

You will be the leader of the pack!

Could be a heavy mental band.

Astronaut Love Triangle would be a good band name.

Well, now you have to name the car Morgan, and get Morgan Freeman to narrate your Changli videos.

You don’t speak for me. Do not put words in my mouth. Do not imagine something that is not there.

HE COULD CATCH IMPETIGO!

My dad had one of these for a couple of years. It surprised me when he bought it, because he’d driven BMWs for 30 years (before they became associated with jerks). It wasn’t his favorite car. I didn’t like it.

Again?!

To quote Homer (Simpson), “D’oh!”

Not that I want it to happen, but imagine the irony of a Pacifica causing a wildfire in California, our state with the most Pacific coastline.

Did they overdub you in Chinese? If so, what does Chinese Jason sound like?