Nothing but respect for the straw hat!

David Tracy’s Fashion Tip for Summer 2020: “Plaid on plaid is not bad.”

1. It would be a lot easier for some areas to find a place for Cars & Coffee.

Oy, vey! With your deductive reasoning, logic, and ability to lay out a clear argument, you shoulda been a lawyer!

Pffft... by then I’ll be piloting my flying car.

The center of gravity is way too high on that thing. Probably a contributing factor.

How soon do you think you’ll have the Changli Manufacturer’s Race Series up and running?

Needs a Doug Score.

“I don’t understand how they’re doing it.” —Jason T.

I just found out that our neighbor used to do that full time for many years. Now he does it occasionally, as he is semi retired.

Super length truckloads is such a small segment of the industry, you wouldn’t want to burn any bridges. There’d be a heavy toll to pay for that.

I want to meet that truck driver, and ask him, “Have you been driving long?”

Torch, when you become the Malcolm Bricklin of Changlis, you should include a set of these stickers with every sale.

As I understand it, most rodents don’t like muddy areas (except for muskrats), so David Tracy’s strategy of keeping his cars in a mudpit makes a lot more sense now.

But I need a new pickup to pick up the TP I’m hoarding, along with a lot of The Quicker Picker Upper.

That’s exactly the car my cousin and her husband (who are grandparents) have driven for about 25 years. He’s an engineer enamored with the Buick 3.8L engine, and his instincts have proven correct. They’ve had at least three of these cars that I know of. The only reasons they get rid of them is a child or grandchild…

That wasn’t a concession, either.

Damn you, Jalopnik staff, for once again making me interested in something that wasn’t on my radar screen! Just added it to the list, after a Changli.

Not even close, but thanks for your expert opinion.

Would probably make the uphill trek impossible.