Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

I’m really fond of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in DC. It’s the largest Catholic Church in North America and was started in 1920. Neo-Byzantine to make it stand out among the various basilicas and cathedrals, too. The special part, though, are the chapels inside. There are 70 of them, all honoring…

may Eugene Melnyk die a painful death in poverty.

*reads headline*

Oh really... ? We beg to differ.

runners were given 31 hours to complete Wednesday’s ultralong stage

It’s fucking amazing to me that spending at least $11 billion to improve commute times is more politically viable that just adding real mass transit to an area desperately in need of it. 

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

Treme.  The Leftovers.

The Americans. Devastating.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

At the risk of derailing the thread before it starts: Lost.

What is the best time to take a dump?

What is the best time to take a dump?

Can you imagine how dominant the Packers might have been against the Bears if there wasn’t all this dysfunction?!?!

Right up there with the guy in New England who still manages to draw inspiration from beating all the teams who passed on him 5-6 times in the draft.

Every single one sourced as “a person formerly close to Rodgers” is absolutely Jordan.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

PUT IT IN MY VEINS