Bret Stephens says that state sanctioned murder is cool but cheeky emails are out of bounds.

Fledgeling franchise? They’ve been around for 45 ish. The Islanders have done much right since the eighties but the leafs haven’t done much right since the sixties. The leafs should be the Yankees, they are the only team in Toronto and they couldn’t even win before the salary cap. 

As a local taxpayer, he’s not just an irate stepfather. He’s also an owner.

“A cheeky little so-and-so”

Has he become so under-overrated that he’s now over-underrated? 

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them.

It’s not so much ‘Ottawa’ as Eugene ‘Pass the Liver’ Melnyk who’ll likely mess the bed.

Here’s hoping that Ottawa’s pick gets bumped down by three lottery winners, and that Colorado selects the next Hugh Jessiman.

That has to be the gut punch for every Sens fan, how in this death march of a season, they don’t even have the balm of a high draft pick to look forward to. Normally, they could be focusing on June after every loss, scouring the draft prognosticators every article, banking on a brighter future with a Kaapo Kakko or a…

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Holy shit, this comment should be enshrined in the “forest for the trees” hall of fame. How is his loss in the primaries relevant to anything whatsoever, considering how Hillary had control of basically the entire DNC? And you’re looking to “Hillarycare,” something she had implicitly disavowed by the time she ran, as…

Hell yeah mainstream journalism is all white people patting themselves on the back because they hired a brown copy-editor but then promoting their fellow white buddies to real positions and everything they write, so thus “the national conversation” is colored by those lenses.

The worst part of this post-trump era is…

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

Terrence Ross was, at one point, tied with Vince Carter for the Toronto Raptors single game scoring record with 51 points in a game.

I wish my kids looked at me the way Thomas's does after being out of work for 11 months

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

My favorite thing about this is that this dude has no problem owning the youths and rec players with this. Imagine if Fed just showed up at your club and just started SABRing fools. Or if Evo just showed up serving bombs at a 3.0 mixer.

Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.