And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

It’s a regular Outback Steakhouse with all these beefs that be bloomin

Seven-four was the vote!
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So thirty-six percent said nope!
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Whoever wrote these should make like El Tree, and get out of here.

Anyone who thinks Hot Dogs are bullshit should be deported.

“Everybody believed in us!”

“Ill Wind”

One of the things I admire about Pop the most is his ability to adapt his coaching style to fit his personnel. This team has all the ball movement and cutting of the Beautiful Game Spurs, they’re just doing it to generate clean post-ups and looks for their two mid-range stars. Also, both of those guys are excellent…

As an NBA basketball fan in general: YES. This is awesome.
As a Trail Blazers fan: DAMMIT.

I think your career totals there are just his Columbus numbers. For his career he’s over 400 goals and 800 points.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

Hold on to this one for dear life, kiddo.  It’s all shit from here on out.

Are you saying that this woman doesn’t have to ability to shout and cheer without sounding like she’s auditioning for a new Scream movie? She hasn’t been silenced, she just can’t continue doing this....(0:19 for relevant material)

Shut the fuck up.

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.