The haggadad

Yes. This is so much worse.

Nick, Sens fan here, and thank you for this.

As one of about three resident Sens fans left on Earth, Dzingel basically never played centre over his entire time with the Sens, and you better watch your damn mouth with your downplaying of Mark Stone’s abilities.

Just piping up to say what a fantastic analysis this was (as always).

I knew I’d never be a pro hockey player when I realized I’d never be able to play without a full cage to prevent shit like this from happening. That and I kinda sucked at hockey.

I think he finally got the message last year after delaying and delaying and delaying for days on end to do so during the weeks-long cold snap. This year he’s been a bit more proactive but has not used any of his political capital to do anything about setting up more permanent shelters (or anything else on housing,…

Come down to Toronto and see how many veterans are on the streets here, too. Then wonder why our mayor is so damn hesitant to even open emergency shelters in the darkest, coldest days of winter.

this is great “walking home from work on a dark, cold, friday night in the middle of january” music.

American border security is just fine as it is, for all the reasons AOC mentioned above. The problem is Schumer and Pelosi are buying into a right-wing narrative for the sake of being “serious politicians” when really, all that discourse gets you is richer security contractors and less freedom for brown people.

Imagine booing Robbie Alomar...

You are 100% correct here BUT making pancakes is much easier than the finicky crepe.

We’re all underselling the noble pancake’s ability to function as a sort of breakfast tortilla: perfect for rolling up, similar to a crepe, and stuffing with either your traditional North American breakfast fixins (eggs, bacon, syrup) or your fruits, fried chickens, cream cheese, arrachera, etc. I recommend making a…

Just a great list, well-rounded yet not too boilerplate-y. Nice to see Saba get some love after being slighted by P4k and Stereogum.

Not to get all “but meh hockeh, pleez like it” but defensemen in hockey routinely have to put their faces in front of 90 mph slapshots and all manner of wayward hockey stickt when they’re not getting embarrassed by much more fleet-footed, creative and generally sexy forwards. Look at Sergio Ramos’ face (try not to get…

I’m 32 and have successfully managed to get myself to stand up on a moving surf board exactly once, so, to me, this is the most impressive sports highlight of the goddamn decade

haven’t read this yet but thanks for jinxing this season, Billy.

Everyone loves and supports you, our poorly coordinated Great Dane of a son, Drew.

Sitting through a 30-second ad to see a single raised eyebrow sure is something

Setting aside the Toronto vs. Baltimore indie debate for now, I’m glad this movie had any resonance beyond Toronto, because it’s just about the first movie (at least the first major motion picture I saw) that is unabashedly set in Toronto (and the part of Toronto I was living in when it was released). Torontonians got…