If we’re talking relative to the teams around them, it’s gotta be the 76-77 Canadiens, who lost only 8 times in an 80-game season. If we’re talking all-time, then yeah, the Warriors could be it.

It’s very nice to be distracted from the toxic tire fire that is my preferred hockey franchise’s offseason with comments from Nick Kypreos that Babcock has already “lost Matthews” while the rest of the Toronto media slobs all over Jake Gardiner (who’s not great) for showing “heart” in interviews after the game.…

I’m as big as a Leafs hater as anybody, but it was nice to see them win this one.

New Orleans.

Who’s a weed smoker/ingester/vaporizer on staff, and what’s your opinion on the 420 thing?

Which is the more existentially dreadful feeling: clearly being worse than the Bruins and losing in 5 despite considerable regular season success, or being slightly worse than the Bruins and losing to them in the dying seconds of Game 7 despite being fairly mediocre in the regular season?

Good stuff. I think I’ve smoked far too much weed in my life now to be “too high” ever again, but my go-to when I was younger would be to find something I enjoy a lot when I’m not stoned, such as The Simpsons, or classic albums, or anything else that is familiar, comforting and distracting enough to keep my mind from…

It’s Mike Fisher.

“It’s become a toxic hellhole where people just post news articles about crime and make vaguely racist comments.”

You have considerably more intestinal fortitude than I do. I sprained my ACL once (quite mildly) and have had knee injury PTSD (not actual PTSD, but like, the kind where any knee injury on TV makes me wince and get a little nauseous) ever since.

“Steve suffered a dislocated knee cap and a torn quadriceps which will require surgery. Fortunately, doctors told him this is the type of injury that you recover back to 100 percent.”

Twitty’s Feed & Seed is the redneckest name for a business I’ve ever seen.

It very well could, but it sat in my in-laws cupboard since the first Bush administration so it’s lost to history at this point.

Only one large enough for the fuckton of healthy stuff I cram into my body each morning.

Enh I’ve been through three Magic Bullets that each lasted +/- a year, and my blender is old as fuck (inherited from an aunt-in-law) but damn does it smoothie good.

Spinach Smoothie Squad represent.

Oh hell yeah. You can’t even taste the greens and it breaks up much better than kale. Granted, I also eat a cup of spinach without any dressing or anything so my tastes might be a bit odd, but with the banana, yogurt, berries, protein powder and ginger, you’d hardly even know in a smoothie.

I make myself a smoothie 6/7 mornings a week (Saturdays are for unhealthy things), and even though I make the same damn smoothie with the same damn ingredients EVERY SINGLE TIME, I can never get the proportions right so that I make the perfect amount of smoothie with no wasteful leftovers. Ever. There’s always like…

Just in case we all didn’t agree already that Italian is the best language, the translation for “I farted” is “Ho scoreggiato”, which is equal parts beautiful and hilarious.

Totally shocked that a league of professional gamers is full of shitwits and doorknobs.