I absolutely get this.

Driving through the Rockies is a more memorable experience than any of those fine cities, imo.

Sean Spicer and the Mooch are well on their way to character rehab. Which Trump acolyte will take the longest to get there? Bannon? Miller?

David Bowie. The first I knew of him was the “I’m afraid of Americans” video, which I saw when I was about 11 or 12. I was all, “that’s the guy that all my parents’ friends lose their minds over?” About 10 years later I told my then girlfriend that I totally didn’t get what the big deal with Bowie was, which horrified…

David Bowie. The first I knew of him was the “I’m afraid of Americans” video, which I saw when I was about 11 or 12. I was all, “that’s the guy that all my parents’ friends lose their minds over?” About 10 years later I told my then girlfriend that I totally didn’t get what the big deal with Bowie was, which horrified…

“If I were the police chief of a small town, the first place I’d check for a missing girl is a freshly dug grave in the woods” or something to that effect is among the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard live. His delivery is immaculate.

Speer me your jokes.

So do I drop RUN DMC now or hold on to him on the off chance he actually gets 6 starts?

Nah, you really shoulda ran with it.

The funniest part is that the Ti-Cats have the CFL rights to Colin Kaepernick.

(Oh, I quietly quite like it too—the plaid is very fetching and very, very Ottawa).

Fine, I admit it, “El Shapo” is much, much better than my “Denis the Tennis Menace”.

If we’re talking “snack after a night of boozing,” then the answer is chicken shawarma that’s swimming in garlic sauce and pickled turnips.

Yeah, but one of them is called the REDBLACKS (literally in all caps) now so it’s one step forward, two steps back kinda thing.

Company notwithstanding, the drive from Vancouver to Whistler is one of the nicest on the planet. She musta been a real piece of work to make that trip suck.

Ungh, while I’m sure his retrograde opinions of minorities, women and the like would be eviscerated in today’s world, but damn, could Richler ever write.

Deadspin should hop aboard the “capitalizing ‘Indigenous’” train.

tbh I’m just glad one of you finally answered one of my questions. I had a fantastic 18-hr layover in DC, but required a rental car to do anything fun because Dulles is hell.

Yeah, yeah, I can see it form my office window, basically. But agreed! It is a very nicely located airport.

What’s the best city for a 24-hour or shorter flight layover? (Figuring in airport location, ease of getting around the city, likelihood of seeing some cool shit in a brief amount of time, etc.)