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Counterpoint—cleaning ears with a q-tip feels so good it’s almost sexual and I will never stop.

I was so excited about this but the Kennedy announcement was a gut punch. Also, I saw someone mention this on twitter about how differently women candidates are reported on. In so many headlines, they failed to even mention her name. And once I read that, it was impossible to not notice.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

#TeamDonaldWonka

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, of which I am treasurer, hereby adopts the term “High Fashion Boobs,” and thanks you for your contribution.

If the midterms are in the Republicans favor, I wholeheartedly believe they will push to outlaw abortion. States are getting bolder and bolder with their restrictions.

No. ONE SPACE.

I default to queer, open-minded, or just plain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ because I get tired of the semantics game. I understand labels are important because it means visibility, but on a day to day level, it’s no one’s business who I’m into or who is into me.

Really well-stated. I have three daughters. I don’t want them on a pedestal by a future partner (or current one with my older daughter) but want them to be seen as an equal - worthy of respect, not worship. I have been married more than a quarter century and I love my wife but she’s my partner, not my prize.

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

I’ve been busy working on glass projects. I made a crack to a friend about how all my time has been in the garage lately slapping glass down, and then I realized that I need a license plate frame that says “I’d rather be/slapping some glass” but I really do love working with it. Each piece is totally different from

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Preach. I’m not sitting down and having my waistband hit my (rather small) tits EVER AGAIN!

Just like that time I willingly shot myself in the dick, only to later come to the conclusion that a mangled cock might impede procreation. Without Hillary to blame for my broken appendage, there might actually be some introspection. 

They appreciate it. As someone who pays her bills through an ACLU salary, I thank you all deeply. The ACLU is very good people and they are going to be tireless the next 4 years.