As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

I’ve been busy working on glass projects. I made a crack to a friend about how all my time has been in the garage lately slapping glass down, and then I realized that I need a license plate frame that says “I’d rather be/slapping some glass” but I really do love working with it. Each piece is totally different from…

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Preach. I’m not sitting down and having my waistband hit my (rather small) tits EVER AGAIN!

Just like that time I willingly shot myself in the dick, only to later come to the conclusion that a mangled cock might impede procreation. Without Hillary to blame for my broken appendage, there might actually be some introspection. 

They appreciate it. As someone who pays her bills through an ACLU salary, I thank you all deeply. The ACLU is very good people and they are going to be tireless the next 4 years.

As a man, all of these dudes can go play hide and go eff themselves. Oh, how original, “a woman’s place is in the kitchen” jokes. So funny I forgot to laugh.