Jade reboot! Who will be this generation's David Caruso and Linda Florentino? My nominees: Shia the Beef and Kate Mara.

1/10 millihelens. Would not launch.

Nips make make good sandbags. Dead nips make even better ones. What of it?

Get out.

So what if GWAR and Slipknot start to move up the charts? Good times or bad?

I saw the redflag when it was advertised as a "comedy extravaganza." When ABC tries that hard to communicate that they have something funny, they don't.

I don't know? Why does your avatar image depict Daniel Craig as an Asian man?

The Phil Spector approach to love making?

Wrong! Billboard charts tell me its 1989.

Can it be more aggrandized?
Yes: Costume Design by Karl Lagerfeld.

Now, what you just described is a show I'd pay to see… if it wasn't all readily available to me now on pornhub.

Still not the worst type of marketing Totino's been involved in; there was that time it lent its name to Catholicism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

It'll also be really cool when the ceiling collapses on you because the building isn't up to code… but, yeah, not as cool the Serbian Elvis building manager.

Then you'll first have to take the 2-credit prereq. seminar Overcoming Racial Adversity Through the White Lens

Luckily there's a Family Guy.

Ah, so I take it you're a BDSM aficionado?

FRI: watched Hocus Pocus for the first time on the Mrs. insistence and recognized the young female love interest as the HIV-positive hooker from Eyes Wide Shut

Yeah but things weren't all that great. Every two black-clad stormtroopers equaled one white-clad stormtrooper prior to the conclusion of the galactic civil war.

Wrong wrong wrong.
1. Commando
2. Total Recall
3. Last Action Hero
4. T2
5. Pumping Iron

Give her some credit. At least she knows Ranger-rolling her patrol cap isn't just reserved for Rangers.