I was just about to write the same thing. From my experience, the Army attracts a contingent of slack jawed Soldiers, male and female and most of them under the age of 25, who just can't wait to punch out to smoke their "e-cigs."
Smash-cut to 2 months later: a separation process has been initiated because they failed…

James Hong puts on wig…

You will meet them in due time. They're bound to come down there.

Anal. I like anal.

I figured that my Disqus avatar image being what it is, I should chime in and add that I think she should marry me. She could add a whopping $35,000 to that household income tally next year.

Honorable mention: Catherine Martin from The Silence of the Lambs?

I think this guy used to work the woks at the place where I would order General Tso's.

Get the Ludes! I'm not dying sober.

Olympus Has Fallen had a campy element to it that drew me in, not to mention a supporting cast far more capable than a movie of this genre typically needs or deserves. When I saw that White House Down had Emmerich at the helm, that was all I needed to know to stay clear of that mess.

Elton John

I can't vouch for the validity of this (and I haven't been able to find the source since coming across it) - I remember hearing or reading that Kimmel is part Iraqi-Kurdish, but he only plays up his Italian and German heritage for obvious reasons. I don't know but it sounded insane enough to be plausible.

So what type of hairstyle would you prefer he have instead?

Were these custom designs final?

It's a Groundhog Day-esque comment. Very meta.

SATURDAY: Girlfriend insists on watching "What to Expect When You're Expecting" on Netflix
SUNDAY: I hang myself (the noose didn't hold)

Isn't his Scientology sponsor already making this?

Be advised: steer clear of Slate.com.

Yes, you were Rose Byrned.

I work for Dick Jones. Dick Jones!!!

All of them tie: Maher for his smugness, Olbermann because of his hysterical bloviating, and Moore for his corpulence.