You're dead to me, D_Boons_Ghost. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.

You're gonna miss her when she's gone.

I believe there should be a big red "no" over that image up top.

What? Was Johnny Depp unavailable for the part?

There actually was an Asian, James Suh, on that Seal team. Not sure if he just isn't in the trailer clips or not in the movie entirely on account of Wahlberg's rabid hate of Asians.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Sooo meaty.

Ang Lee is from Taiwan. He was never part of the HK film industry.

No, because they both have mustaches, you racist.

So because McFarlane produced, his Cleveland Brown character just had to host this?

But "Football to the groin" had a football to the groin.

Leave Linda Hamilton alone!

It was just a glitch.

When is Hollywood Day celebrated? That's a Jew holiday, right?

When is Hollywood Day celebrated? That's a Jew holiday, right?

Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo Foxtrot Bravo  Romeo 3 9 2
Kilo…

Whether the universe collapses or not, either way that's a lot of dead hookers between the two of 'em.

I'm quite the opposite. I will now only
consider watching a McConaughey film if I can fellate a chicken drumstick
during the course of viewing it.

No mention of James Vanderwhatever crying his heart out on Dawson's Creek?

One question and one question only: 
Does this movie have the requisite amount of Bay-ian 'Xplosions® to satiate my movie-going needs?

Gonna love settling down and reading this after eating a bucket of K-Fry-C.