[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Cobalt SS turbo. Can get one for about $5-6k and tons of mod capability. You can find a supercharged one even cheaper. If its stock, you wont get into too much trouble and its still fun as hell.

Hope this wont be like the mid 2000's Chevy when they decided to slap SS badges on everything. Just look:

If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s going to ask for a glass of milk.