Sure but, you know, better. Pudge had 8 seasons of 4+ wins to Molina’s 2.

Actually, only one got 23%.

Same. My favorite non-Royal. Too bad I couldn’t hit said curveball.

I’m stoked for Pudge. Great player. No one dared steal on him either.

Stoked that Pudge made it, hoping Edgar Martinez goes on soon

Pudge!

Alternatively:

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

It’s hard to believe that he was the Valedictorian of the Texas A&M class of 2016.

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

Nice job by the play-by-play guy. Assuming he’s a student, how does he NOT drop a “Boom goes the dynamite!” on that shot? Probably before his time.

I’m not tuning in to the National Say Something Nice About The Person Across From You League every Sunday. Thanks.

+1 pigeon driving the bus for your mama who is a llama

Side note, I’m a man and I took them for no reason at all other than I wanted to see what would happen to my Bench Press max.

That illustration is a work of art. I’d love to buy a print and video tape my wife peeing on it.

He’s right though. Abstinence is the only totally effect form of birth control.

Brent Musburger wishes him a long and successful NBA career.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Wonder how hard it would be to get a tattoo of this

Exactly what I thought when I first saw the monkey. Star and a thumbs up to you.