My initial thought too until I wondered what law this would break.

Holy crap. Perfect.

Jesus. And in the one city that literally has taco trucks on every corner.

2/3 * 0 = 0. Science.

Pictured: More “circumstances.”

I feel like we are burying the lede here. The dude plays with double ear flaps?

Click to read “What The Hell Is Jose Bautista On About?” Inside you will find a mind-bending examination of one of Bautista’s strike zone tantrums written from the perspective of a hypothetical person who was capable of missing the previous 16,000 strike-zone tantrums in Joey Bats’ career.

SCOTUS already said you can’t do this to a U.S. citizen in Hamdi.

The Ramen-dola is accepted currency on most college campuses.

Charles Rogers is a crazy one. To the college football fan, he was a recognized badass. Then a few short years, final cuts came down for the Dolphins and they chose a probably terrible undrafted white receiver over him. (It was Wes Welker before people knew who that was).

I feel like this article could use a partial transcript so I can get the gist at work.

You’re looking at the wrong guy for unwritten rules. Odor is as wheels-off as it gets. He didn’t punch Bautista for breaking some code of honor. He punched Bautista because he thought Bautista’s face needed punching.

It’s pretty dark to say this, but I was thinking of Doc the other day. I feel like sports heroes of the 80s are dying at an alarming rate. Doc stile alive is a pretty big upset.

+1

“Did you know the Red Sox were the last team to employ a black man?”

“nausea and vomiting”

Conclusion: basketball is a dying sport in the U.S.!

“when Geduev lifted Burroughs into the air and was awarded points for a takedown.”

I found they partied weird. Most liked to piss on gas stations.

Maybe these Olympians just aren’t very good?