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“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

Hey ! I’m the author and photographer of the original story. I’m a Long time reader, thank you for sharing! I have other pictures if you would like to use them. Lemme know.

“I’m going to die before anyone knows I’m hot.”

She was right on the 18! She wasn’t out of position at all. That’s what made it so crazy.

It’s like saying “I never considered a woman could crank out a 140 mph serve” after seeing someone do it. The idea that acknowledging that one’s subcsubconscious preconceived notions were incorrect is itself sexist is one of the more bafflingly dumb reaches for offense I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been to twitter.

“But that last part is actually just my personal opinion.

Yeah, that’s Clark Duke on the left. Who is a man. #burn

Mildly related: I went and watched Ted 2 this weekend and Mark Wahlberg (Jenny McCarthy’s husband) totally made an autism joke. They’re talking about different, strong strains of weed and Wahlberg refers to one that’s called, “Here Comes Autism.”

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

Your pic is superior to the cropped one that SI used on its cover. But the full-sized picture (with the teammates in the background) is hard to beat and matches up against any sport image ever taken.

“When we were in residency in Florida, Brandi would say, ‘Tony, can we get a couple of vans and go over to watch the [MLS’s] Tampa Bay Mutiny?’ We would get the vans, but it was her idea. She just wanted to watch top-level soccer.”

He’s backing what he sees as freedom of speech; it’s pretty clear he does not agree with bigotry.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation

I’m only left-eye-dominant, but I can say this with aaaaabsolute fact that most tech is set up for righties.

I see how it's rude for the guest, but your cousin sounds pretty disturbed if this small issue caused her to run away from her wedding and hide.

Blatter Cancer

Your cousin is a child, and her dad an asshole. They could have been ADULTS about the situation and ignored it, but their reaction was pure childishness.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on