MRW I see someone eating pizza with a fork:

Top to bottom, a climactic run.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

Huck the biscuit from way down town young fella

“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

You’re right, we should definitely turn our attention to the bounce pass.

You should falafel about this.

He has the advantage of only having to ski across a very small country. Canada’s fucked.

If Pita can grab a medal, he will surely go down as a national gyro.

At some point in every single person’s life (barring some physical handicap) they have ran this distance before. And literally no one in recorded history has done it faster.

I’m not a running fan by any means, but there’s something particularly awesome about straight sprint records broken. At some point in every single person’s life (barring some physical handicap) they have ran this distance before. And literally no one in recorded history has done it faster. There is no specialization…

Change out Pringles for ipecac and jalapenos if you want that time to go down.

That’s nothing.

I broke a 20-year-old Coleman when I threw it way less than 60 meters.

Holy shit. I can’t make it from my bed to the toilet in less than 6.37 seconds, and it’s probably 18 feet away.

You hear that? That’s the sound of Al Davis’ ghost getting a HUGE boner.

Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

Idk but that headlock was awesome

Kiffin’s a douche but this reminds me of when Lou Holtz was an assistant at OSU and late in a game against Michigan OSU scored a TD to go up by like 30 and Woody Hayes wanted to go for 2. Holtz asked him why they were going for 2 and he responded “because we can’t go for 3".

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