And when the football is rolling around on the ground? Swat at it, that’s the best thing to do. Swat at it like you’re trying to roll it into the end zone that’s 60 yards away.

Yes.

It took 39 years for Sage Rosenfels to earn the title his parents bestowed him at birth.

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

Fans are finally expressing their frustrations with Parsons, and why wouldn’t they be mad? $94 million is a lot to pay for a backup small-ball power forward with shattered confidence and creaky knees.

Could he BE any more of a mess?

Damn. Spot Fucking On.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Jim Brady for sure calls his wife a bitch under his breath, from a different room...15 minutes after they’ve talked. But still, in front of his kids.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Brother Jimmy's, actually.

The worst of this is that Brian's favorite restaurant is across from MSG meaning it's Sbarro, Roy Roger's, Nathan's, McDonald's or the frightening nameless Chinese place.

Can you time travel to my sophomore year of HS and let me know this? Thx

That's some Barry Hannah shit right there.

Yeah this was a very difficult edit.