I love how she offers a massive reward for her precious fucking dogs but nothing for the capture of the fuckwad who shot her dog walker...oh pardon me...“the help”. A real classy bitch.

Wire /spike strip.

Got frostbite in a short couple minutes while having a cigarette as I was holding my door/hand against the door frame in -40/50. So damn quick, I didnt even notice. Looked like I stuck the back of my hand on a stove element. In this case some pure aloe-vera gel got me all fixed up.

Suspended without pay! Sounds like a paid holiday to spend sipping mint julips on the porch until shit blows over and everyone moves on to the next injustice, then hes right back at it.

Bought a pack out of nostalgia.... ate one, threw the rest out. Blarf.

My first thought was hoping to hear of someone firebombing the pricks home which would be the quintessential ‘welcome home’ present...but then I read about the dog.

HAHA America, will you ever win?

Regardless, you sure cant fix “abject retard” of this mighty a calibre.

Of course. 

All this waste of tax dollars will achieve is Trump walking so Trump will continue to be Trump, doing what Trump does...and better still, following in his footsteps is his entire piece of shit family who are destined to continue his “legacy” for decades because the Amerikan populace is so chock full of self-serving…

Yet another white American “patriot” exercising their precious “God given rights” by any means at their disposal. White is right and that gets the votes, that is all that will ever matter in a country of widespread ignorance designed solely for white folks.

What is it with these subhumans? Tough and buffed and threatening when theyre with their chinless entourage but as soon as theyre singled out they have a yellow streak full of tears as far as the eye can see. “Its not my fault”, “It wasnt me” “Trump made me do it”. Fuck off.

When? ...when people like you stop feeling sorry for imbeciles like this.

Is this standardized pathetic American Mickey Mouse show going to result in anything other than a waste of taxpayers money and time? Nope, sure A-F isnt.

When I look at her face I want to punch it. Then I read this story and I want to punch it again but with much more force....like Mike Tyson used to do at the opening bell.

Hello paid leave/desk position for a couple weeks/months, then its back behind the wheel at the precinct at the hick town down the road. Easy street baby!

He sure does tick the “Ultimate Douche” box by appearance alone. Sprinkle being loaded on top of it all and you’ve got a full fledged arrogant piece of shit human/husband.

Legal options?! How about a counter sue on the grounds of being a stupid bitch? If I ran out of lube and wanted to jam something up my ass I know damn well Gorilla glue isnt what Im reaching for.

Bahhahahah! Oh America, you’re a world wide joke. 

Nothing quite makes me wince and my penis to recede right up into my abdomen like twerking.