He is good at The Twitter...

OSU has 4 fewer National Titles than the number of "Steps" this dude should think about taking a look at.

"...a bunch of ungrateful Boston fans are gonna celebrate yet another title."

Yeah, I'd gladly suffer a similar fate!

Jon Lovitz is used to being around famous people. Duh.

This is next

Gronk catch ball. Gronk spike ball. Gronk happy.

"Green obviously didn't mean anything by this." Why the free pass, Deadspin? I have theories.

Love the over the top, regular season, home game celebration. Guess that's what Chiefs fans get excited about. 1970 should have been the response from that Pats fan.

Yeah, + a whole lot

When my daughter was 3, we met Geno briefly. He even smiled at her and patted on her head. She is 9 now and can really fill it up from downtown. Crap...better take UCONN off the list so that encounter doesn't rear its ugly head in about 6 years.

"Hey, I guess they're right. Rednecks, although slow, and dangerous behind the barrel of a gun, can still serve a purpose."

Facebook comments are pretty funny, and will just get funnier. Cue the Massholes using the word "we" (as in "we" won Super Bowls) and claiming that others are just jealous of OUR success (as if they have played a role in the Pats success). Of course, none of these tools leave their Mom's basement for anyplace but the…

Beer snobs (hipster doofuses who somehow don't get that they are, indeed, hipsters) will love a beer until it goes mainstream (or anything close to mainstream). Then they'll turn their backs on it and impress you with how many lesser known beers they are aware of. Of course, they will then tell you just how dumb you…

Ah, so this is proof that Hernandez won't be acquitted after all.

Majority of Deadspin commentators=Jim Rome's clones, but with no class and no ability to enter into a meaningful dialogue about a story. Comments that actually try to discuss a story with some level of intelligence will be ignored (and with the new system, stay as pending).

Yeah, part of me really wanted to hate it, but agree...expected much worse based on the set up here.

Ah, Deadspin...the land where a quick witted comment or pun is more revered that sympathy for a grieving family.