I wondered for a second why no evangelicals care that our pious Commander-in-Chief sought sexual relations outside of his sacred marriage, with a member of the adult entertainment industry no less. Then I remembered, Fox News hasn’t even hinted at this having happened. Trump is staying in the White House, working…

In defense of Neymar, it’s probably fun to have a chance of scoring 3 to 4 goals in every game

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

Stupid Millennial 53104558. Never even seen a calculator. What the 7734?! Everyone knows it’s 5138008.

I would guess it’s because Everclear are a Portland band and the show takes place in Oregon.

That kid in the back row types 80085 on his calculator, but then the kid he passes it to turns it over and reads, SBOOB?

Seemed to me like the 90s were dominated by 60s nostalgia, although really is was largely more of a general “hippie” nostalgia, so some 70s bled in. Then, a lot of 80s nostalgia hit in the late 90s.

Trapper Keeps seem more 80s to me.

Nah. I swear by the screwdriver. Vitamin C to boost the immune system and alcohol to kill the critters.

Is The Ringer on the awareness/clicks/exposure level that Grantland was? I can’t believe that it is. He’s moving backwards.

Simmons hit a chord with a certain age/era of fans. For a while his work was extremely worthwhile.

I have a sneaking suspicion that U2 will soon replace Bruce Springsteen as the go to band that every white, middle aged, out of touch sportswriter loves and mentions constantly in an effort to appear hip.

Once upon a time, Simmons really was a unique voice. He was funny and insightful and unlike anything else on ESPN or elsewhere. But he’s been lapped by people who are better, edgier, and funnier.

People ask us why we harp on Bill Simmons a lot here and the answer is because he’s the most powerful, influential sportswriter in America.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I would have settled for this

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

No, by all means, fools. Celebrate the shards of Gawker for coming up with an angle two weeks after Simmons’ writers came up with it. Maybe Magary will throw you a bone and make a Simmons joke later today!

Designed Obsolescence is their business plan. That’s mainly what those software updates are about. If Apple made a phone that worked well for 5 years, they’d go out of business. I try not to update for this reason, somewhat out of spite. My iphone 6+ actually works pretty fast still with good battery life, but I can’t…

That’s oddly specific.