Cool, cool. I mean I'm more of a fan of his deep cuts from back in the day but this is alright.

Start with The Stranger, Odell.

He hasn’t worn ‘8’ in, like, years

He’s really in no position to be talking shit at this point in his career. I mean when was the last time this has-been was relevant enough to justify his behavior? Do the right thing and retire, Spike.

I read that in Hannibal Burress’s voice and it worked well.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Marc Trestman was kind of like an anthropomorphized, apologetic whisper that someone stuck a Bears hat on.

It was a weird two years here.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

Settle down and finish your Subway, Robert.

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

You will.

I cant wait for this motherfucker to throw 3 pick-sixes next week.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.

Hey, sure. Why not. LA twice couldn’t support one team enough to keep it from leaving. I’m sure three won’t be a problem.

Stupid? Yes. But that is one more box than Russell Wilson will hit in a lifetime.

Because he's old. He's very old.

It’s partially obscured, but I’m pretty sure the last name on the Giants fan’s jersey is HITCHBOT.

niners?