You mean like Eminem today?

While we’re at it, the NFL should adopt the rouge. Then we can have games that end with this (though hopefully less Marc Trestman):

This guy wants to know if it comes with a cigarette lighter:

I have no idea why I still watch this show. It is truly horrible .. but for some reason I can’t stop watching. Help!

Darrell Hammond was the evil one. Thus the “Heh, heh, heh” in his commercials. Norm’s the real deal.

Is Norm Macdonald the evil Colonel, or the good Colonel returned to set things right?

Plot twist: both Colonels are evil.

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

So it got sharper and better color integrity until version 5. Then they realized all anyone wanted to use them for was taking selfies. They also realized that nobody actually wants a sharp, color-correct, close-up, image of how ugly they actually are - so they got blurrier (hides zits and crow’s feet!) and more yellow…

ENHANCE!

Same reason they circle jerked over Spotify’s selection forever even though Slacker had a larger library by several million songs.

Awesome. I already loved Google Music, and this just made it that much better. Now if they would just bring back sub-genres for new releases...

...and didn’t get penalized

Do negative thoughts enter his mind when the Seahawks are making him look foolish in the Super Bowl?

It should be.

After what I saw last night, Kurt Cousins, I say, has the weakest arm in the NFL.

Agree. Plus, sports in general are much more mental at the higher levels than they are for people who quit competing in high school.

Healthcare debt. Pretty hard to avoid those if you have health issues. I know, I know... Don’t get sick mthrfckr!

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.