I think that VW should compensate the American public by bringing over the GTD and the Amarok. It’s only fair.

This is going to make for an extra confusing week in Indy when Jim Irsay keeps asking his players if they’re holding.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

Can anyone explain why they keep trying to put Manning under the center and not in a no huddle offense? Wasn’t the question of whether or not this works answered years ago? So long as you aren’t in the post season you should be set.

Every time I use my Zune on a flight, I think about that. What a fantastic freaking phone it would have been. Tiny, light, great screen, beautiful UI. Somebody should start a Kickstarter for a Zune phone using Zune HD parts / form factor.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

USADA uses WADA rules—which means the IVs are banned.

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

“JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS!”

I think the NFL will adjust some (and it has) but I think the biggest difference in the NFL is that QB’s account for 10-25 % of the salary cap, and no team is willing to risk major injury there by having their qb run alot. Look at Newton, he ran a ton, and his coaches have tried to reduce the risk of injury by having…

The old NFL minds think modern offense is all a gimmick. I think this highlights how the NFL coaches refuse to accept the fact that the game has evolved. Until someone takes the time to find middle ground between the modern college offense and the pro-style game, the “QB crisis” will continue.

What if you could design an offense to minimize the passing deficiencies of modern quarterback prospects?

Yah no one’s life has ever been saved a helmet, they just make them a legal requirement because Obama is in the pocket of the big helmet industry.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

That worked so well together.

But it didn’t shoot the .SVG

Google shot the serif.