You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

USADA uses WADA rules—which means the IVs are banned.

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

I think the NFL will adjust some (and it has) but I think the biggest difference in the NFL is that QB’s account for 10-25 % of the salary cap, and no team is willing to risk major injury there by having their qb run alot. Look at Newton, he ran a ton, and his coaches have tried to reduce the risk of injury by having…

The old NFL minds think modern offense is all a gimmick. I think this highlights how the NFL coaches refuse to accept the fact that the game has evolved. Until someone takes the time to find middle ground between the modern college offense and the pro-style game, the “QB crisis” will continue.

What if you could design an offense to minimize the passing deficiencies of modern quarterback prospects?

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Good. Almost too good.

Yeah, I don’t get it at all.

I don’t get the dislike of RGIII. I’m not saying he’s faultless here, but I’ve never seen a narrative switch gears this quickly, especially when it’s more than apparent that vast majority of his issues are not his fault.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Every movie is shaped by the protagonist. Like Batman should be the story of a crazy guy but in his head he’s awesome, able to stealth in the shadows and fight crime without killing anyone. Meanwhile he’s actually left dozens of people paralized.

Johnny Lawrence is the Karate Kid because he earned the title. Not some nerd kid.

On it.

“What are thoooooose?”

The last thing Goodell needs is a little more rouge.