Don’t forget Mini

Goodbye Audi. I’ve.had enough of your oil consuming, timing belt snapping, emissions cheating ways.

It would be easier to soothe the heartache of my long lost G60 sold in ‘98 if the new Scirroco was available here. Alas, it’s not to be.

Some cars only go to 10. This car goes to 11. This is a good car.

Also known as the Sarasotan Flick

Yeah, heh heh, Metallica rules!

Datsun 200SX....my ajar tutor

Infiniti + 1

The physical pain Deckard showed at in the final battle didn’t seem like that experienced by the replicants. Seemed more human/painful. Makes it hard to see #2 being the case.

Twice actually, if you’re down with the whole Metric thing.

In Soviet Russia, CP smokes YOU!

With the sport package, one is fun to drive, one is not.

Take you for a crash in in the Volvo....it’s perfectly safe.

Swedish charm...oh yes, I am familiar.

Will it V8? #GMM

It is a handsome ride....But what would Clarkson say?

Fine, it’s a “wuss lever” then.

Paging Dr. Marten. Doc Marten, please report to the engine bay!

Oh yeah...I remember seeing the commercial tagline they lifted from VW:

Something about this just doesn’t feel right. It’s like drinking your car’s bag sweat.