What this study should have done is actually measure personal space by averaging the distance between people in lines or queues. As an American, I’ve more than once been line-jumped by a foreigner who didn’t realize I was even in line, because the distance between me and the person in front of me was so immense (to…

I keep thinking that it takes a special type of human being to work for ICE, particularly when they’re tasked with capturing and deporting people who have peacefully lived in the US for years.

Free is just about the highest I’ll pay for Starbucks’ drinks. Sometimes I’ll cave and get something under the Was-Gifted-A-$1o-Gift-Card plan, whatever has enough caramel to disguise the taste of the coffee.

“Ladies, ladies. Don’t fuss over politics. So complex and boring. Why, you’ll give yourself forehead wrinkles thinking about that stuff. You just concern yourself with those sexy thigh-high boots, alrighty?”