Star for the Gone in 60 Seconds reference (even if it was from the questionable remake)

The 550 Maranello had a leather-wrapped roll cage.

These types of articles are why I came to Jalopnik in the first place. We need more deep dives into obscure and rarely covered sections of the automotive world. Channel your inner Jason Torchinsky and bring back the weird stuff!

True, but if you wanna sell it in The South you are gonna have to call it magic. And make sure it is Jesus Magic you say, not the other kind, or they’ll set fire to it.

Exactly the opposite. School busses are so safe because of science, regulation, and rational thinking.

Bold of you to assume her name is Savannah, and not Savana (YouTube subtitles are notoriously bad).

Or just pay better attention! I know my truck’s a-pillar can hide an entire family so I am always careful approaching a stop sign. If they are crossing as I am approaching, they can stay in the blind spot until they are nearly in front of me. I’ve had 1 very close call in it and I clearly wasn’t paying enough…

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I genuinely dont know what the best course of action here is.

You want to point to a styling masterpiece that the Japanese can swell with pride over, this is it.  Period.

“1. The driver intentionally struck the bicyclists.”

2. He has college aspirations. What part of that don’t you understand?

Totally, idiot teenage boys maiming and killing in defense of fragile toxic masculinity. Guns and big trucks and poor decisions define masculinity for so many.

He is going to plead he has Affluenza and can’t be held responsible like that other little dipshit that killed people with his car in Texas

“No.” - Wealthy people with connections

Those quotes all translate to: his color was brown.

Good! This is how it should have always been.  Now make it so we can order certain things WITHOUT having to get other things that we do not want. 

“which they dust off from time to time whenever “brown people are the enemy” sounds too racist”

Although they’re pretty much past the point now where they care about sounding too racist.

Arkansas.