Why does the running commentary remind me of John Roberts?

My favorite part of this whole thing is simply hearing an Apple spokesperson using the term "jailbreaking," reinforcing how everyday an occurrence the process has become.

@descendency: F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

If "Redundancy Creates Security" is their motto, they should have used triplets.

It's nothing. They just moved the slick to the seventies.

@wkm001: Look closer. He's so serious he's got a handheld urine receptacle.

@haroldiv: Too true. I have shame.

@junior ghoul: Just like any kind of animation with film; move it pretty fast in front of a light source. Having a two piece ring (like the old rosary rings that used to be more common) would let you spin the film loop. If you're familiar with film projectors, just picture the ring itself as the projector head.

@FrankTheHLYTank: That's what I thought of, too.

As cool as that is, I was still a little disappointed to realize I'd have to take the ring off to project the image.

You mean my fingers won't cover up half the game? Sign me up. Seriously.

God, this is driving me crazy...what does that thing look like??? It's maybe an old Looney Tunes thing? Or a small, flattened dog? Does Spongebob have a dog?

@Xaoc: Pedometer? Perv.

@Sticks Calhoun: Yes it is. Always a pleasure to see you, Sticks.

@JMUHOBO: No argument there—and like I said, the guy can paint—but it's possible to be creative, unique, and tacky all at once.

Holy frijoles. The only thing that would have made that better would be if the ball-and-chain guy didn't look almost exactly like me.

Okay, I don't dispute that the guy can paint, but this is seriously tacky. Like black-light tiger smoking a doobie tacky.

@Chernobyl:

@Michai: Though to be fair, this basically applies to 98% of robot-themed posts.

I suspect they'd sell more if they advertised it as a Mountain Dew opener.