Why in the fuck to people like kanye west? That music was shit.

But do you want to work on what’s under the hood?

No whalepenis interior available :(

If an Esprit ever moves more than a mile under its own power, the London Philharmonic Orchestra is legally obliged to come to your house and play the anthem of the owner’s nationality. A bit like the Olympics.

you can buy this really nice electric shaver for the price of a set of blades for your gillette mach 3 turbo (other razor brands are available)

The REAL interior has a grill.

It looks like Voldemort.

I understand, we nitpick about cars, but let’s take a moment and think about how this is a fully-electric car for 35k.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A BDSM SKIING RED STORMTROOPER OK JEEZ

Figured it was a Godzilla call switch, like a dog whistle, but for giant lizards.

It’s function as a switch is unimportant. It was simply there to whip journalists into a frothy craze about some secret purpose. Mission accomplished.

but this also exists.

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Everything is amazing and then you get to the handle bars. They must have been done on Friday, after a martini or three lunch.

I used to work with a guy who built his own Chevy small block V8 motorcycle:

This is the worst.

You know.

Me too!