Chicken grease?

That also makes me curious about casting Elba; book 6 King reveals that Roland's character and appearance are based off King himself. I always assumed that was King trying to write himself into the role if it were ever adapted to screen, instead of having to settle for the usual cameos/bit roles he's been resigned to…

Reign O'er Me was passable, but yeah after his Drew Barrymore phase it was a pretty steep downhill slide. Anything with Kevin James is bound to be awful, and Rob Schneider used sparingly won't automatically ruin a movie, but most everything he's in is pretty bad.

They have electronic books now on the Internets. Some Brazilian company sells them I think.

I always thought Hitler was more into amphetimines.

This review is much too flattering. This remake was complete garbage.

This review is much too flattering. This remake was complete garbage.

And Oprah Winfrey as herself.

Weird, my DVR cut off the last three minutes, too. Fucking Comcast…

You could split the difference with Stinkfist or Maynard's Dick

Perhaps Type O Negative's "Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity (AKA I Know You're Fucking Someone Else)"?

Way of the Gun's opening scene: "Somebody better shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head."