I'm not on team renter (as the letter put so well, the house was "used roughly"), but I'm not getting on the team landlord boat either. The owner's expectations smell quite fishy.

Archery, eh? Well, last time they allowed that it led to legit anarchy.

No matter how many fucked up things Courtney Love has done, I will always admire her for her intelligence. She is so quick and interesting in interviews.

If i lifted 460 lbs i would make a bronze statue of me doing so and i would stare at it when i masturbate.

No kidding! Plus, eating almost anything first thing in the morning makes me feel like I just ate a lead ball all day long. I finally started having a vitamin shake with almond milk in the morning to satisfy all of the people who insisted I had to eat breakfast, but then I'm starving all day! WTF? I'm going back…

I find that if I eat breakfast before I leave the house (around 6.30am), I feel hungry ALL DAY. Once I've eaten something, it's like my digestive system expects more and I keep eating. If I don't eat breakfast, I can make it to lunch at 2.30 without even feeling that hungry. Just doing the maths of how many calories I…

Are you saying that all people lose and gain weight in different ways? And have different eating habits?!

I am so conflicted about Howard Stern. When he's good, he's very, very good. But when he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, I just roll my eyes and sigh because he has shown that he can be so much better. I understand his whole schtick, and have been listening to him for nearly 20 years, but sometimes…

Not gonna lie, I thought that picture of Steven Tyler was Beyonce at first glance.

This is my method as well. Sleeves in, fold it in half, stack it perfectly neat!

As an married adult male who does all of my own laundry and folding (wow - I never thought I'd be bragging about being a BASIC HUMAN ADULT), I would like to propose an alternative to the "men don't know how to fold a t-shirt" thing that's going on in this thread: you picked men who are lazy. Seriously. Don't lump…

This is true. I am a total, unapologetic, straight-up slob of a person. As long as the health department isn't knocking at the door, I'm pretty "whatever" about the housekeeping. My husband, on the other hand, is a neat-freak Clean Person. Therefore, despite me being the stay-at-home parent (I am employed, but…

Yes. You are the only one. You are alone in this world.

Today's Dirt Bag was even better than usual. A+, Anna.

ERMAHGERD KITTEHS.

Stephen Colbert did a duet with John Prine last night and it's the kittens you are interested in?

Ob. sessed. With that ring.

How much money do you think Maru's owner makes off of him? Because I am wondering if adopting cats until I find one who has a niche talent/marketable habit is a new potential career path.

I work in a bridal salon selling bridal gowns to brides ( I know, earth shattering) and since part of selling them a dress means assisting them in changing in and out of dresses, I see women in their underwear all day long. I've worked with women of ALL AGES, ALL ETHNICITIES and ALL BODY TYPES and you know what -…

I'm a feminist and I feel Outrage and Exhaustion and all the feelings but my main takeaway is codfish for breakfast? Raining fires of Hell, no.