...this makes a lot more sense than I expected it to at a glance. Well played, sir.

Yeah, that’s what I meant by “arbitrary and capricious.” There’s no, like, guiding principle at all. You can’t even justify their actions with “it seemed right at the time,” because a ton of this stuff never made any sense at all (like, as you mentioned, Ballghazi—they created problems for themselves).

The next commissioner should be Obama. He’s always been the Sports President. He’s going to be looking for a do little/great pay position where he gets to be in power but doesn’t have to deal with the fate of the free world.

We have a man for the job:

Interestingly, there are government agencies that function (relatively) similarly to how the NFL does in this respect. They pass a rule, investigate violators, hold hearings, and then mete out punishment. Generally, though, after that, you get real judicial review from a federal court.

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

Except: What if he really didn’t rape here?

I’d love to make a joke about this, but the statue of limitations has passed.

It’s so true. And let’s be very frank: Sanchez was a third down stop away from a potential-game winning drive to get the Jets to the Super Bowl in 2010. He played his balls off in both of the postseasons he has been in (four road wins, 60.5 completion percentage, 9 TDs, 3 picks).

Pretty corny, dude

man’s so anti-Wolverine he cheered for the Russians in ‘Red Dawn’

Amaizeing it didn’t get more confrontational.

I dunno if that’s fair. They’ve won the division every year he has been in charge. He’s built quite the team, despite what has happened here. And I don’t say this glowingly. I’m a Pats fan...the Broncos have eliminated us from the playoffs the last two times it’s happened.

Can’t be understated how true that 1st sentence was.

No, the CEO of a sport—one that has spent the better part of the last decade advertising its increasing inclusiveness—publicly endorsing the candidacy of a blatant sexist, racist and xenophobic demagogue is ridiculous.

How did this article come anywhere close to smear? This article didn’t twist anything France said...

Today’s kids might not be able to hang, but a Goose Gossage breaking ball can.

But then Gossage launches into a tirade about computers, and steroids, and other things kids today are into, and the whole thing is just so over-the-top—I feel like we’re skirting Poe’s Law here—that it’s really hard to get too mad at him. Like, you wouldn’t get outraged at the old man who sits on his porch yelling…

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.