Not only do the pretentious doofusses play the oboe they get to sit right up in the front of the orchestra next to the fucking bassoons as if anybody came to the concert to hear the double-reed fandango those honking douches produce.

Tico Tico No Fuba says “fuck you, dude!” (I had no clue who the fuck Tico Tico No Fuba was until I used the magic google machine)

Or the fucking oboe ... oooohhhh it’s got a double reed and it looks like a classy clarinet but sounds like someone squeezing a duck’s balls ...

My sister says the same thing, fuck him.

Counter-counter-point: Harper Lee

Said, Shanquellla

He wears all the numbers because no man is an Island.

A thing I did not know before the day began. Of course I also had no knowledge of Aaron Moorehead before today so there’s that.

Aaron Moorehead’s ring comes courtesy of this scorchin g career —

And as I was watching last night I kept telling myself that he always hits the Cards in St. Louis and I think McCarthy repeated the stat about how many homers he has hit at Busch a dozen times.

Roy and Silo agree completely

That couldn’t be further from reality if it existed in Ted Cruz’s head. The Greece job meant he had fewer than 15 practices with that team and it turned out horribly but he was never given the time to make any meaningful impact.

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

No you missed her point completely. Her argument is that the draft should be abolished and the military be all-volunteer because then you have people signing up who want to be there and not someone forced to serve two years.

He’s ... he’s the standing man?

Just like a doting grandpa would

It’s that goddamned soft piano and the fact that you know Ranieri could get all sniffly at any moment.

Same here, and my first thought on reading the headline was “GOOD” and then I immediately stopped and thought, “it’s not fucking good, it’s fucking horrible and they have other children who will now suffer the loss of the two most important people in their lives and how much more badly could these two have fucked up?”

That fucker Ingham is still alive however and still the same piece of shit he was when he was Thatcher’s fucking toadie.

While the guys who send this stuff are probably beyond help