If your boss doesn’t like you and you have circumstantial evidence that it’s because you’re a minority (s/he may or may not like other minorities as well), there’s definitely a Hail Mary lawsuit incoming.

Fun fact: The X has a slightly larger footprint, but the actual volume of the unit is less than the S.

This Kraut is just bitter that his countrymen surrendered before the Japanese.

There’s a fairly prevalent theory (rumor?) that the entertainment industry pushed for less strict motorcycle regulations so their couriers could get around LA faster.

Yes, “directly”and not at all “indirectly off of his arm.”

I did the opposite. I’d just crowd the plate until I got hit.

In case anyone doesn’t watch baseball very much, pitchers getting nailed in the head with line drives happens maybe once or twice a year and is always horrifying to watch.

At least we get to hear Gary Thorne or Joe Angel call all the rest of the Orioles games. I can suffer through Costas now and again for that.

Agreed. I thought it was pretty clear stage-setting. “Eyes reflecting darkness brighter than light” was the only really confusing part, but I ultimately decided that it was just a weird and flowery way of saying “the Darkness is really... dark.”

No one thinks all people from Boston are racist! Boston sport fans having “a reputation” just kind of means that this happens:

I think you might be missing the fact that this is partly the reason that localization teams exist. The flip side of the “this joke doesn’t make sense in English” coin is “this word/phrase/acronym is unintentionally offensive in English.” (Evidenced by the fact that the aforementioned localizer even brought it up in…

You don’t really understand what free speech is then, or you do, but are okay with eliminating it and replacing it with “mostly free speech (as long as you agree with us).” We have the right to say pretty much whatever we want without fear of government intervention. Unfortunately this does actually mean that “any…

Could it also be possible that in our current media climate there are more modeling opportunities for a slender, blonde, white woman than a more muscular black woman?

As I understand it there’s a modern(ish) line of thinking within the church that basically says the choice to commit suicide is made under such dire circumstances that you get final judgement at the gates on whether or not you’re actually at fault for the act. It’s the eternal equivalent of the temporary insanity plea.

Because it allows immoral jackwads to convince themselves that all they have to do is believeeeee, maaaan and then they can do whatever the hell they want to in life with no eternal repercussions.

Jesus retconned a lot of the old canon.

Yes, but it’s possible that the Mariners will travel to Miami that year. Teams only play one series and the venue is dictated by travel schedule, so Miami would host the only three games if that were the case. They will occasionally do a four game split between stadiums though.

Pedantic? Yes.

Nah. You’ve got an extra “pedant” in the first measure. It’s more like: