They don’t have a pill, no, but there has been some really promising research on a minimally-invasive alternative to a vasectomy that I’m keeping my eye on. Essentially, it’s an injection of a biologically inert kind of gel that just sort of hangs out in the connective tissues between the testicles and the urethra.…

I’m sorry to hear about your experience with Mirena, and I don’t doubt you (medicine is way, WAY more personal and frankly experimental than people often think it is), but at the same time, I’m also rather surprised to hear your description of things.

It’s like that old joke: “I spent 30 years working in the mines, and do they call me ‘coal miner Joe?’ No. I raised 3 great kids, do they call me ‘Papa Joe?’ No. But you suck just ONE dick...”

I don’t wish to speak for MatisyahuSerious, but I did want to say, real quick, there’s a world of difference between what someone is TOLD, and what someone is TAUGHT. I believe (and dearly HOPE) that the vast majority if not basically all men/boys in this country are TOLD at some point in their lives to respect women…

It may be easier to just find a man to do the math, than explaining it.

I disagree completely: It’s way, too, too repetitive.

...and even the job you’re tasked with is, often, worse than useless; if your staff needs a “principal,” then either you or the people you manage aren’t very good at their jobs. I mean no offense by that; we do all kinds of shit absolutely backwards with regards to work.

You’ve hit the nail on the head, there: Under the best of conditions, threesomes still feature too many elbows and such for my taste, but they barely work at all if you don’t elect one person to be “the princess” the other two primarily focus on. In fact, back when I was dating two women when there were three of us,…

That’s where you’ll find the most convincing evidence and preponderance of studies, yes, but cannibis has been shown to straight up shrink tumors in some preliminary, small scale trials. promising results, if not conclusive yet.

No chance of placebo effect, no, but with a sample size of 1 and no control, one can’t exactly rule out confirmation bias/anecdotal evidence nes pas?

Bee, Oliver, Colbert....Just absolutely KILLING it right now. Jon Stewart must have some kind of super power; either for finding these absolute WIZARDS of snark, or forging talented people into them. Either way, this is a power that needs to be harnessed to the very fullest.

Remember, kids; if you give a lawyer a few hundred bucks, they will send out a letter threatening pretty much anything (that’s legal). Some may even continue to entertain your delusion, provided you continue to pay them.

I have a long term goal of learning how to hand write in perfect comic sans, specifically to enrage people. The way I see it, even if the rage of others doesn’t turn out to be sustainable source of youth granting energy, it will still have been a life worth living.

No, the moral is “don’t try things that are clearly dumb.” Nobody has tried particle acceleration-based backyard grills before. Not because it can’t or wouldn’t work (it could and would), but because the idea is expensive, wasteful, and dumb. Turns out charcoal, wood, propane, etc. do the same job, way cheaper, and…

dude, make it $50/hr, at least. Plumbers, mechanics, and even the Geek Squad go for more than $50/hr. It’s skilled work - don’t use your wage to determine how much you’re charging outside of work. Use the market.

She didn't comment on Gabe Newell, or ebola, or the price of gas, or the latest astronomy news, because of 2 very important reasons:

There's a difference between *you* getting an impression or detecting an "aura" of her condemning ALL males, and her stating such. Since she's the only person in her videos, and since she never explicitly stated as much, you can just as easily make an argument that she has made no attempt to dispel the notion that…

I totally get where you're coming from, I do, but pretending racism isn't a thing doesn't make it go away. The solution to being rid of it isn't more people who "shrug it off," or somehow ignore it.

"look at all those idiots" was a masterpiece.

Common mistake: that pageant was purchased by investors and re-named 2 years before she won the title. She was actually crowned "Miss Appropriation"