Heh, can’t fault your logic.

That pretty well sums it up: anything left at the scene of a crime, by ANYONE, is the very definition of evidence. The idea that a separate warrant would be needed, just to link the phone to its owner, is a joke.

Worse: he died of cancer, because of quackery, (Before, during, and) AFTER getting an ethically questionable transplanted organ that could have meant decades of life to someone more medically deserving and/or focused on proven, accepted medical practices. But hey, that let him live another...year? Two? A couple gadget…

I am absolutely convinced that will be the first and last time I will see a picture of Gomer Pile used as evidence of something “cool.”

When I was 13 or so, my first proper foray into comics was the local shop’s quarter bin, where I found a half-dozen or so sequential Question comics, relegated to the cheap seats after months unsold on the shelf. I chased down every issue I could find once I had a taste.

SHHH!

*sniff* he’s beaning mooks with coconuts in heaven, now.

well, sort of, actually. The difference between the liquid in a nebulizer and the liquid in an e-cig is the presence of a food-grade flavoring, and the specific stimulant in the mixture.

Well, that escalated quickly. I’m not entirely sure you fully got the point I was trying to make, but it sure as hell got your attention.

While I despise those machines, landfill space is a poor argument to make for this, or pretty much any other recycling effort. The amount of empty space in this country is almost inconceivably huge. we could bury the whole world’s trash, for a thousand years, in a landfill the size of a big city/small county. Like, if…

Remember, kids; if you give a lawyer a few hundred bucks, they will send out a letter threatening pretty much anything (that’s legal). Some may even continue to entertain your delusion, provided you continue to pay them.

I have a long term goal of learning how to hand write in perfect comic sans, specifically to enrage people. The way I see it, even if the rage of others doesn’t turn out to be sustainable source of youth granting energy, it will still have been a life worth living.

I once had a fellow player attempt to resolve a party dispute over whether or not to follow a plan of action by declaring “well, my Charisma is 13 and yours is lower, so we’re going to do X.”

It totally can interface with both of those things

No, the moral is “don’t try things that are clearly dumb.” Nobody has tried particle acceleration-based backyard grills before. Not because it can’t or wouldn’t work (it could and would), but because the idea is expensive, wasteful, and dumb. Turns out charcoal, wood, propane, etc. do the same job, way cheaper, and…

dude, make it $50/hr, at least. Plumbers, mechanics, and even the Geek Squad go for more than $50/hr. It’s skilled work - don’t use your wage to determine how much you’re charging outside of work. Use the market.

Proposed solution: con men that trick stupid people into donating money to hunger relief charities.

they'd have to pay a PA to show the actors which commands to press when. then they'd have to pay out the ASS for the extra 700 takes this authenticity would generate.

Too late, I tracerouted all the CUDA cores and piped it into a backmasked beowolf cluster.

Back when I worked the midnight shift, and slept during the day, a squirrel took an unfortunate misstep and caused a transformer (up on a pole, maybe 75ft or so from my sleeping head) to explode, spectacularly.