I actually think the idea of teachers being GG makes more sense than Dan Humphrey did in the original.

Yeah, i actually thought when i read that part, “in no way does that somehow follow from her previous points, let alone is it obvious."

“Remember that night in 2008 when she was wheeled out of her home on a gurney and involuntarily hospitalized after locking herself in a bathroom with one of her sons? Turns out she was upset and distressed over her custody arrangement with ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and wanted more time with her kids.”

I know this is a separate issue, but I’d really like to know why men like Charlie Sheen or Sean Penn or Robert Downey Junior never got a conservatorship when they were acting erratically and unhinged.

Celebrated punk musician?

On a side note...let’s never refer to Blink 182 or Good Charlotte as “punk" ever again because no...just no. That’s about as mainstream pop as it gets no matter what their publicist will have you believe.

And presumably Mr. Levy isn’t 79 years old like Martha; you don’t bounce back real quickly at that age. I don’t get the snarky tone to that item, but a lot of Jez’s articles are way off tone-wise these days. I hope Mr. Levy is doing much better now.

I’ve had a secret “thing” for Dave Grohl for years. *Hangs Head*  Don’t judge me!!!!!

It’s worse. She’s using it as a storyline on the show.

Lisa is saying what she knows people want to hear. She’s really eating this up with a spoon and this is exactly what she’s been hoping for since she joined the show. She wants her girls to be the next Bella and Gigi so bad. I think she’s even said that out loud? And the comment about her eating disorder was a huge red…

Theirs is a superficial attempt at journalism, with a superficial relationship to its norms and jargon.

I believe NY Times was the first with someone actually going on the record. Gawker and Jezebel just alluded to it a lot, then claimed they did it.

Didn't you read "On Rumors"? They absolutely believed they broke the Louis CK story.

Jezebel has been very complicit in the kind of hounding of female celebrities they condemn here, and recently too. Like, they were going after a 13-14 year old Billie Ellish for singing a song a grown man wrote yesterday. They looked for Lena Durham’s unretouched photos. But you’ll never see a reconsidering of their…

Jezebel.

Oh Emily,

Someone piss is your metamucil today, granny?

How delightfully classist. I’m sure no one in Jezebel’s target audience does any of those things.

what site do you think you’re on?

Of course they like Hirst, Emin, and Koons, it’s just so on the nose that it’s practically a parody of itself.