Same.

I think he’s a lot more handsome than Biebs (and will likely age better).

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

I agree, the piece felt like leap-frogging: “I see your othering, and I other it!”

“Bitch”? Is this all hitting a raw nerve?

Yes! Who thought to cast him? Genius.

Imagine Tinsley Mortimer at her peak wearing a Monique Lhullier wedding dress spattered with mud, trapped with a band of men in chain mail and women wearing a lot of velvet and ruffs for days.

I do like their dishes! (Old Russel Wrights.)

I’d have thought the nationwide attention focused on the case would have embarrassed the school system into doing the right thing, even if it didn’t actually want to.

Seriously.

Especially unconscious bitches.

Once he was convicted and sentenced to prison, how the hell did his high school not expel him, let alone let him return and play football again?

...after his release [he] returned to Steubenville High School where he played football in his senior year.

“Oh, I saw your CT scan the other day. Your lung has a little, um, tumor on it. You need to figure it out. I love you; call a doctor.”

Dicks aren’t “finicky”.

I have a feeling LVP and Kyle threatened to walk if Brandi wasn’t fired.

I wish there was an Edith Wharton novel about an Anthony Weiner-esque character.

Amanda Peet wants so bad to be a Real Actress, instead of a Jennifer Garner knockoff.

More like moral issues.

Best screen name yet.