There were no markers found to indicate saliva or semen. The DNA was very “low signal”—scant in quantity.

DNA is in every cell of the body, including the skin cells that you shed every time you touch something.

In Colorado, he was one month too young, according to the state statures.

Unless she was wearing brand new, never washed panties...

She was reassured her baby wasn’t mis-spermed.

Oh I am on it. Thanks, owe ya.

Can’t look at it now, but bless you, for the link and the warning.

I like you. You are useful to me, and share my good taste in smut.

At work too, goddamn it to hell. (How do we know it’s authentic though?)

You must find it! (I will make things right with your mom.)

They dont seem particularly attractive to look at.

In 2017, Mark Ruffalo better produce.

Well they canceled the Concorde, sadly, but your thought is appreciated.

You are the most precise ornithologist I’ve ever met.

What if you gave the hummingbird some medical-grade bird amphetamine?

I love Leonard Cohen, but I can’t take his version either. I’m a Jeff Buckley purist.

I liked their version of Jolene, probably because Dolly was there to cut through the grease.

Honestly, I think your curse might backfire; he doesn’t seem that eager for a mate.

Yes, very... like they were kluged together by publicists.

I like it better than her and John Mayer, which seemed like a coupling out of an Ayn Rand novel.