Also was great in Silkwood. Easily kept up with Meryl Streep.

I love that movie.

Also, Cher turned out to be, surprisingly, a very good actor. Madonna is a one-trick pony.

There is probably an enormous family compound out in rural Utah that is making them all.

I love this comment.

You should be immediately ungreyed for “Tiny Hands Sir.”

Although: If Nicole Kidman sneezed, her face skin would tear in a thousand places.

Brilliance.

Imagine what her soul looks like.

It looks terrible on her. Like she’s wearing a picnic blanket.

Ha, you always get me, Deadly.

She always looks like a grinning death’s head.

Madonna also tries to steal James Corden from his wife, Julia, saying, “I think the best thing in the world is to be married to someone who’s funny.”

His mouth is like a belly button.

He doesn’t even get the full $140k—he has to split it with his firm.

I’m starting to warm to this Elizabeth Dole.

I know what you mean, though I still think the video for “...Baby One More Time” is one of the best ever made.

At that age, a morphine drip and a “Designing Women” marathon would be my choice.

There’s not much Bob Dole won’t do.