Kelly seems like she should be running scams like walking off with people’s luggage at the airport.

I’m with her.

They didn’t even bother to get the assassination-day hair right; that’s the easiest thing to do.

Yeah, the physicality is all wrong. Natalie Portman is more suited for Lee Radziwell (though Lee was prettier).

Slap this against your hip with each step.

Because the couple is Muslim and didn’t want to destroy two embryos,

“We had our house built with nothing but marble, granite and onyx.”

I’d heard Jon Peters too. Speaking of: You’ve probably read this, on Peters’ less-than-glamorous older years, but if you haven’t, it’s awful and fascinating.

Every time I see that footage, I wonder if she had to keep those undulations up throughout the entire party.

Kyle is contractually bound to do the splits at one party per season.

The materials are better, but this is still pure Teresa Giudice.

He insists there is wild hyperbole in his reputation as a manslut

That’s how I read it too. The congressman is using shorthand for “She’ll just come across to most men as resembling ‘my bitchy wife’ or ‘my bitchy mother.’ ”

“People of Vape.”

Or working as a “journalist” for some 7th rate Brit knockoff of Gawker.

The fact that LVP likes her makes me appreciate her all the more. And I think I’d genuinely enjoy her company on the job. She seems capable of being warm and good-hearted, in a way that, say, Stassi could never be for longer than 4 seconds.

Those cheekbones. He’s one of those men who is going to look great all the way through life. (James, on the other hand...)

...looked completely embarrassed to even be there.

She has this ultra-flat delivery that just kills me. I don’t know what it is, but she is spectacular reality TV, and exactly what that show needed.

It was one of my favorite WWHLs, when they were on. (Of course Andy made them kiss.)