I’m not super into lingerie and it can get pretty expensive, but I do own a couple pairs of fishnet tights and sometimes I’ll put on a pair of those under one of my boyfriend’s work shirts if I want to get lucky. It almost always works.

Fucking white people, man.

This is a great start, but doesn’t address people who don’t have licenses. And it won’t necessarily increase voter turnout (raise your hand if you’re registered to vote but always have an excuse not to do it). But it’s a big first step, and I like it.

Now if only Virginia could get on the ball, I could find something…

Woo hoo, I needed a new shirt to wear during clinic defense shifts! This is truly awesome and I am only sad that I have to wait so long to receive it.

I would fuck with this so hard if forced to use it. If data is based on searches, I’d search everything under the sun and be sure to include A LOT about things stuck up my butthole.

Thank you! I’m ridiculously in love with her. Please enjoy the pic spam.

Our foster cat (who we’re adopting on Saturday, woo hoo!) eats two cans of Fancy Feast a day. We had to add a third feeding (a handful of kibble) because otherwise she cries all night. All. Night. And she still wakes me up for breakfast by biting my hair and pulling. She’s at a perfectly healthy weight and doesn’t…

Something something render unto Caesar something.

I used to have to take so many extra keyboarding classes because I don’t type the normal way. Last time I was tested, I hit over 10,000 keystrokes per hour with almost flawless accuracy, so. Suck it, middle school.

I’m pretty insistent on using email, or at least Google Hangouts, for work stuff. I want everything to be searchable and archivable. I work alone from home, which already demolishes any sense of work-life balance I might have had (I’m not doing this by choice, and thank god, my job ends in a couple months). Texting or…

No one ever said VCU is any good though.

Never tried 69ing, it just never struck me as something worth the potential injuries.

I loved my Diva Cup until I got my IUD, and now I’m too terrified to use the cup.

The campus of my undergrad alma mater was outside city limits, and was rather isolated from the city proper. The response time for on-campus emergencies was so long, it led to at least one student’s death. It made sense for that campus to have its own police and fire, and it made a huge difference in the aftermath of…

Suburban Richmond, but like, the nice burbs.

JFC. My partner and I pay just over $900/month for a two-bedroom condo (we are in Virginia), and I suspect we overpay. I can’t imagine paying that much and not even having a toilet to yourself.

Can we all agree that Aretha Franklin has to be the first person to achieve immortality?

You know, it’s interesting. The person in my life who hates me the most is my sister. I’m unabashedly fat, liberal, progressive, feminist, and goddamn thrilled with my life. My sister is none of those things. She’s so insecure about her body that she used diet pills for years before either of her pregnancies and, I’d…

The Beatles (mom), Israeli folk music (dad), and showtunes (sisters).

Ugh, Dave Brat used to represent me. He deserves to be shat on.