Welcome my Son. Welcome to the MacHine.

Holy shit.

I’ll applaud.  I was expecting a weight joke, but the burn was so much deeper.

Joy going to put this on her wall.

I’m glad community had a “MEGAN” for this video to be perfect shades.

From the unfortunate response by the Holocaust Museum, and this (alongside many others), it’s become clear to me that the driving reasoning behind those claiming that these aren’t concentration camps, and that they aren’t objectively evil, is that they’re offended that the suffering that their people went through is…

Her dad was john mccain???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Cool that this dipshit faildaughter has more sympathy for piece of shit war criminals instead of innocent children who have done literally nothing wrong beyond being born in to a country that we’ve fucked over and trying to escape it.

I came here ready to make a cheap fat joke so I’m glad the bird lady found a much better burn.

From the man himself:

:D Well, Brandy Jensen’s Twitter intro reads (quote), “behind every successful man is a woman pegging him,” so yeah. :D

Noun, verb John McCain’s daughter... Noun, Verb John McCain’s Daughter... Noun, Verb, John McCain’s Daughter...She’s Rudy with a rack. Can we cancel this clown already?

*Rolls eyes*

I get it, it’s a cheap shot...

But c’mon. He could have, you know... knelt down a bit. Or someone could have helped her up.

Goddamn. I mean I usually detest the hyperbole around Twitter burns but goddamn, that’s brutal. 

Didn’t you know that John McCain is Meghan’s father?  I sure didn’t know that. /s

Not being able to lift things over your head is torture, but DEAD KIDS apparently a-okay. 

Ah, the Renfield wing of the party strikes yet again.