*Slap*

I think we’ve given up on Venezuela at this point.

I mean Florida has a glorious history of “themed hotels no one asked for that try and get a piece of the Disney pie”

From my experience, McDonalds abroad open earlier and stay open later than most local restaurants, and so inevitably you’ll end up at one.

Hey now.

Saved yet again by Comrade Dementia.

“martyr complex.”

Eh, nobody would lose but nobody would win either, because revolutions a la 1917 aren’t doable in this modern world.

Assumedly all those decades where Brazil elected leaders who thought the US backed coup in 1964 and subsequent military dictatorship was actually bad and not something to return to.

I mean...the US did install a military dictatorship there from 1964-1985. A dictatorship that Bolsanaro wants to bring back.

That’s a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy

*increasingly blood drenched (and also maybe piss)

My President DUMMY thicc

You’re about a year and a half late on that observation there bud.

Nah Cruz has more of the “I have a really awkward public stiffy” look to him.

Why do I feel like the conversation they has was just saying “bUt VeNeZuElA” back and forth at each other in increasingly ridiculous voices?

Bolsanaro perpetually looks like he’s just shit his pants and hopes no one notices.

*Sips*