A) Yes but that happened last time and it still didn’t work out.

There isn’t enough protection in the world to get to second base with Newark

My therapist says I should consider you an enabler.

Weiner has already hand delivered nudes to every employee of the airport.

I attribute any good ideas from Sorkin not to his brain, but to the crack that was modifying it.

When reached out to for comment the unborn refused to comment, assumedly due to their lack of a mouth or ability to viably live without being inside a human.

Ok, here’s my point:

I think we all know Kavanaugh would break with his side to support any American’s right to be publicly drunk.

Pearl Jam was definitely the most woke grunge band.

A) Probably not, it came down to a few states and there’s no evidence there was a massive Bernie defection in any of them.

Ok I’m all for coming for Obamacare but that take is on some next level galaxy brain

Again.

12% Trump, 4% Stein, 3% Johnson, rest didn’t vote, as I said before.

It’s for a generation of Boomers who don’t understand their kids, and assume they’re just pop culture quoting weirdos.

James Madison, but in this version he’s played by Adam Sandler and goes by “Jimmy.”

Kids, as we know, being the most deadly of projectiles when thrown.

Yeah well if you hadn’t heard, we’re not fans of Obamacare anymore.

12% voted for Trump, then like 4% for Stein, 3% for the Johnson, and the rest either didn’t vote or did dumb write ins.

Hey bud, it’s called hyperbole for effect on the internet, this isn’t debate club.

Sanders was still running for president after the convention