Yeah I would but I can’t avoid every social media platform on earth recommending me these videos.

Touche

Comparing someone to Klobuchar is setting the bar below sea level.

Ok yeah now that’s just word soup. You got cocky, and went too far, and now your head is firmly planted somewhere in your large intestine.

To quote a legendary Piers Morgan guest:

Ok even Hillbillies do heroin now.

“demonstrates such a lack of self awareness that you must be a toaster.” is now on the top of me “weirdest insults ever thrown at me,” list.

Wait...you mean when it is one of their tribe...I think you need to edit that.

No it doesn’t.

Ok, to start people other than politicians should be offering solutions, as hundreds of thousands of Americans currently are via political advocacy.

Case in point

Excuse you, we in fact know that Stav, Adam, and Nick’s balls have dropped, because they describe them in vivid detail consistently.

Oh yes, equal opportunity.

I look forward to when this feline exposes the corrupt NYPD, in Serpi-cat.

John Oliver is...well ok not the most smug liberal, that’s Samantha Bee.

Nah.

That’s not how percentages work

The first step is admitting you have a problem Jigglypuff.

I mean hey, comedy is subjective.