Oh I’m aware. I find them amusing.

I don’t want to think about what things Bezos has for his “Alive Girl,” that might fall out if you shake him.

Focusing on collusion was Democrats being dumb and jingoist.

So...the alt right’s strategy

DeMoCrAtS wAnT oPeN bOrDeRs.

Howard Schultz: “But what if we built Starbucks along the wall, so they could buy $10 Fiji Waters after the Border Patrol pours out their water jugs?”

I mean WV does have a strong union movement, but the Democrats abandoned unions years ago in favor of the New Left.

This is some good reverse psychology

I mean he is a Republican, but also if he wants to keep the D next to his name for the sake of getting a majority then fine.

Fascist and totalitarian aren’t synonyms. And the US isn’t really capable of going full fascist, just given its relatively weak party structures.

Ok but what didn’t happen to NYC in the 1970s?

Except...the amount of congressional representatives you have is how many electors you get in the electoral colleges...you do know how the electoral college works right?

Everyone in Britain: “Eh, we’d still rather have her in charge than Theresa May”

Oh buddy if you think it’s JUST a kiss on the back of the head, then clearly you haven’t ever googled a picture of Joe Biden.

An ineffective Democratic Majority is still technically better than a borderline fascist Republican one.

Bribed or threatened

I mean I hate Bezos as much as the next guy but...he did actually lower prices at Whole Foods.

Well that was some word soup

I mean hey, still beats LA.

I mean let’s not pretend bodegas aren’t, by and large, not that great. I think Ben Passmore put it best: