Think you’re projecting just a little bias onto that quote.

That was the very end of the Hope and Change era. Four years later, I contemplated this false promise bitterly. Pizza Ranch, it turns out, is just like America itself. Begun unnaturally on the strength of an unlikely idea, it is alluring from the outside. Toys! Flashing lights! Abundance! The consumer choice is…

Andrew Yang is so last month, we’re on to Mike Gravel now.

sounds Russian

Well there’s always the other option that worked in the 1960s: just have the people who are carrying guns be non-white and on the left. THAT got them banning guns really quickly.

6/10 troll, definitely could see Ed Krassenstein tweeting this. 

Sacha Baron-Cohen is the name you are looking for.

Hey you’ve heard his old radio interviews, maybe that’s what he’s into.

Except both of those sketches were just kind of mediocre by normal standards. They only stood out because this era of SNL is SO BAD.

Look, if Biden did something that wasn’t blatant opportunism, or actually came to terms with his political record, he wouldn’t be damned.

Arguments among Democrats are good.

When Tekashi went:

People still don’t respond to that because he hasn’t in any tangible way, besides through the policies his cabinet has pushed through.

I mean Gaga and Bjork were so on the face theatrical though.

No country that puts ranch dressing on pizza can NOT be hated.

10 gets you 20 both she and Trump actually think Twitter only works in America.

I’d have to disagree.

D’OUGH

Grimes has been around since like 2009 friend.

See few these last few years have committed their level of worldwide war crimes though.